Thursday, September 30, 2010

Jordy LaForge

Jordy LaForge
ate some porridge,
and spat it out again.

He went to the town
washed a pop down
and gave himself a ten.

....out of ten.

8 comments:

  1. Jordy LaForge
    Fell in a gorge
    And hit his head on a rock

    Then came to the rescue
    A bear named Baloo
    And Jordy LaForge ate a sock

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  2. Jordy LaForge
    tried to encourage,
    a little bumble bee

    To stop his stinging
    or he would start swinging,
    and squash the bee in the face.

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  3. Dear Jordan,
    Bee and face do not rhyme, I just thought I'd let you know. Also, good job with "encourage."

    Jordy LaForge
    And Curious George
    Were swinging through the trees

    And then on a log
    A poisonous frog
    Kicked them real hard in the knees.

    Thank you.
    Lisa.

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  4. Jordy LaForge
    was put in the storage,
    for fear that he would eat.

    You'd think that it wouldn't be such a big deal,
    After all don't we all have to get a tasty meal?
    But, alas, such is life, in defeat.

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  5. Jordy LaForge
    Liked to discourage
    People from eating Chewy*

    Then came a big brute
    Who drinks beer of root
    He put a stop to this hooey


    *Chewy granola bars

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  6. Jordy LaForge
    Ate some Shplorge,
    a tasty purple drink.

    Then up sprang his head, his neck, arms and legs,
    He grew up real tall, a giant of town Shplegs,
    and his odors began to really stink.

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  7. Jordy LaForge
    Got tired of s'morage
    He hated the marshmallows

    But even more
    Did he deplore
    Being hung at the gallows

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  8. Jordy LaForge
    Experience much snorage
    While he was sleeping last night

    Then his mom pushed him out of bed
    He fell on his head
    And everything was alright

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